Wednesday, November 30, 2005
The Jay Leno Test
By the way, I want to be clear about one thing. Jay Leno is bad. Jay Leno is not funny. And any of you out there that watch the Tonight show rather than Letterman are not so smart. He tells jokes like someone from the Catskills in the 30's. He is not hip. He is not witty. He may not even be human. This is an extremely important issue. How could it be that a plurality of late-night TV-viewers watch this guy? It's like reading the Family Circus comic strip. This is just crazy. Are you still hoping that Johnny might show up from behind that curtain? People, check yourselves. You are letting something very bad happen in America. Watching Jay is never okay. Please don't do it again.