I AM THE FORCE

You just have to love fundamentalism. No matter which set of myths you cling to, you will always have the infidel to blame. Which side are you on in the Sunni-Shia mosque-burning struggle? And do you think those crazy moslems might have something to do with the church burnings currently underway in the American South?

If you'd all just join me in modernity, we could all sing Kumbaya and go home.

I must admit, however, that you fundamentalists are a pretty scary bunch. You're starting to make me actually begin to care about concealed carry legislation.