Monday, March 06, 2006
STATE REPRESENTATIVE PEDRO COLON PUTS HIMSELF UP FOR SALE
I am proud to announce that I will be joining the law firm of Von Briesen & Roper, s.c. in an effort to cash on my position as a public official. We specialize in Indian law, so now the tribes should know how to reach me. Hire my firm and you get your very own state representative in the bargain.
VOTE FOR PEDRO
NOTE: this notice does not represent the actual views of Representative Colon, it is rather a satirical questioning of his professional and ethical judgment.
